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Title: Reconcile the Dark
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist(/Doctor Who)
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: eventually 20,000+ (2,200 in this bit)
Warnings: language; some dark themes and violence (canon levels); fandomsmash
Prompt: Time Travel ~and~ Fandom Swap AU for Roy/Ed Week
Summary: Nothing puts a lifespan into perspective quite like the prospect of eternity. Sometimes, some days, the universe is kind. And sometimes its curators are very, very hot.
Author's Note: There's more of this, but it's still writing itself into new and exciting corners. XD I'm at a con next weekend (hi!), but I might get a chance to throw another piece at you guys next Monday, and I'll see what I can do from there. XD …aaaaaand I ran out of time to post even more than I expected to, so if you spot any egregious typos, incomplete sentences, etc., please let me know so I can fix them later! ^^;

If you're not a Doctor Who aficionado, I tried to make it pretty accessible! All you really need to know is that anything that seems super cool and creative, I probably did not make up. :'D  If you are a Doctor Who fan, I stopped watching after Series 5, so I'm afraid it likely won't be compliant with anything after that, though I tried to do my homework when writing this stupid thing left me time. XD The title is borrowed from the song in an amazing fanvid from Back In The Day which also doubles as a great trailer for RTD-era Doctor Who!

Roy walks Riza up to her apartment—not because she needs it, or wants it, or because he thinks there’s even a remote possibility that he’d be able to offer her some kind of protection that she couldn’t offer herself; but because he likes to. )

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Title: Antimatter for the Master Plan
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Ed/Hei with Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,700
Warnings: foul language; off-the-wall AU; guns… lots of guns
Summary: Three boys, one bomb, and a hell of a lot of bullets.
Author's Note: This is for the lovely Neon. It is Killjoys-tastic. I am going to do my absolute damnedest not to let myself write more of this universe, ever. Proceed with caution. XD

Falling in love with Ed is like skydiving off of a very, very low and extremely scenic cliff. )

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Title: The Maestros of Misuse
Fandom: FMA x HP
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed, Team Mustang
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,700
Warnings: language, schmoop and fairly explicit sexual references, utterly half-assed quasi-Britishisms of which I should be ashamed, shoddy editing of which I should also be ashamed, situational spoilers for '03/CoS
Summary: Ed spends a day with the Improper Use of Magic Office, and no one loses their mind more than a little.
Author's Note: Sequel to this damn thing. No more. NO MORE, I SAY. NEVER AGAIN. FINIS. I am 98% dissatisfied with how this turned out, but you couldn't pay me enough to write it again. XD …then again, how about fifty bucks and a Klondike Bar?

At the abominable ringing that hauls him out of the blissful quietude of sleep, Ed buries his face in the pillow and growls his discontentment. )

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Title: Diplomatic Excursions and Other Ways to Die
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairing: Roy/Ed, featuring Al/cats and Hawkeye/BAMFery (with past Ling/Ed and implied Al/Winry)
Rating: R (NC-17 by the standards of people who have standards)
Word Count: 53,700
Warnings: language and more language, violence/mild gore, explicit sex, major spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: Conceptually, attending Emperor Ling's coronation celebration is simple enough. In practice, it involves far too much trekking, yearning, bleeding, burning, hoping, running, and dodging of diplomatic catastrophes for Roy's tastes.
Author's Note: This fic is sheer madness, sparked and nurtured by the obscenely talented [livejournal.com profile] bob_fish and then made possible by the obscenely wonderful [livejournal.com profile] eltea. The whole thing is just kind of obscene.

[Chapter 1] [Chapter 2] [Chapter 3] [Chapter 4] [Chapter 5]

[Chapter 1] [Chapter 2]

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Title: Take Me Out to a Film
Fandom: SPN attacks Vincent & Co. (PART II!)
Characters/Pairing: Vincent/Maion, with much Belial and Edward Blevins
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,069
Warnings: language, insanity, obscene geekery
Prompt: In the previous installment, there is talk of Vincent and Maion going to see "The Hobbit". [livejournal.com profile] sabriel75 wanted to know if they ever manage it. This happened.
Summary: Going to see An Unexpected Journey turns out to be A Tremendous Ordeal.
Author's Note: Dear Thorin/Bilbo shippers: I respect your pairing and regularly admire your amazing fanart.  It's nothing personal that Edward Blevins is not so openminded a fanboy. XDDDD Dear [livejournal.com profile] sabriel75: HOLY CRAP, WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! I hope you enjoy the rampant nerdery, bb; I love you so very, very, very much. ♥;

Belial is singing. )

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Title: Pasts and Pastimes
Fandom: Supernatural X Doctor Who
Pairing/Characters: Jack!Dean/Doctor!Cas (…today on 'Things I Never Thought I'd Type…), Sam, Gabriel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,135
Warnings: shiptastic, language, crossover madness, those pesky sorta-spoilers for SPN S5
Prompt: an SPN/DW crossover with Cas as the Doctor, Sam as his companion, Dean as Jack, and Gabriel as the Master
Summary: There is no such thing as a calm day for the Doctor, but there are certainly days much calmer than this.
Author's Note: If you ever doubted that I am [livejournal.com profile] eltea's bitch, doubt no more. ♥~ wtf is this; it hurts my head. XDDDD

“Dean,” the Doctor says.  “We have the entirety of the ever-expanding universe.” )

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Title: Christmas Is Saved
Fandom: Supernatural X Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Dean, Sam, Team Mustang, Ed, Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,322
Warnings: language, insanity, let's pretend the SPN timeline is wibbly-wobbly, minor spoilers(?) for/changes to FMA '03
Prompt: Crossover fusion + holiday fic!
Summary: Brothers have to stick together. Crap.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] hiza_chan! ♥ It's… well. I just. I hope it's sort of what you were looking for; it went a bit mad. XD

“What do you know, boys?” Ellen says.  “Santa brought you something special.” )

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Title: Subtle Devil's Traps and Other Pinterest Crafts
Fandom: SPN attacks Vincent & Co.
Characters/Pairing: Vincent/Maion!, with much Belial and Edward Blevins
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,118
Warnings: language (seriously), Belial being even more Belialish than usual
Prompt: All [livejournal.com profile] richelle2972 asked for was a Vincent/SPN crossover. The madness that resulted is entirely my own fault. XD
Summary: Maion has gone AWOL. Apparently Vincent is going to have to get the gang back together… by force.
Author's Note: I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, BB! ♥♥♥ And for anybody who has no idea what's going on, there's now a Vincent Catch-Up Post for your convenience. XD If you prefer to leap in and find out how friggin' freezing the water is the hard way, Vincent is a vampire, and I think the others all get explained. ^^;;

When everything’s in order, Vincent texts Belial no more or less than the words “I have a proposition for you.” )


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Title: The Fine Art of Survival
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Ed, Al, Izumi, Sig, Roy, Team Mustang
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,100
Prompt: zombie apocalypse! for Dark Month
Warnings: language, mild-to-medium zombie gore
Summary: The zombie apocalypse has arrived. Some individuals are better-prepared than others.
Author's Note: So "zombie apocalypse" really means "unrepentant fluff that happens to have zombies in it," right? …you can tell it's the apocalypse because I wrote gen. XD

“You’re making it worse, you little idiot!” )

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Title: Getting Off Easy
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed, featuring much Al
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,944
Warnings: language, sexual situations, mild violence, major spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: Ed happens upon the unsettling revelation that Mustang is desirable, and Roy happens upon the implacable revelation that Edward is off-limits. A story in two halves.
Author's Note: The title was [livejournal.com profile] eltea's fault. But the rest of the responsibility is mine. XD

[1914] [1919]

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Title: Frozen Flame
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed, Roy/Al, Ed/Al, Ed/Hei
Rating: R
Word Count: 37,350
Warnings: massively major SPOILERS for original FMA series and "Conqueror of Shamballa"; language; underage sex; violence/a bit of gore
Summary: “I want to learn Flame Alchemy,” Alphonse says. Maybe Roy has some snow in his ears, or maybe his age is catching up in a hurry; perhaps the four years of seclusion have damaged his comprehension of human speech, or his ruined eye is leaching energy from his other senses. “You what?”
Author's Note: Every now and then I do something totally ridiculous, just to keep myself on my toes. Writing this fic, for instance. Also, making a banner for it, which could not have been less necessary. :'D

Courteous banner cut )

[Chapter 1] [Chapter 2] [Chapter 3] [Chapter 4] [Chapter 5]
[SEQUEL] [PREQUEL] [outtake ficlet]

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Title: Syzygy
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Simm!Master/Ten; Harry Saxon/John Smith
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 9,538
Warnings: some language; mental illness; narrational instability
Prompt: À la BTVS "Normal Again," either the Doctor is having hallucinations that he is actually a normal human in a mental hospital, whose husband dearly wants him to get better, or he actually is a human in a mental hospital and the whole damned Whoniverse is the product of a troubled mind. (at the [livejournal.com profile] best_enemies anon meme)
Summary: Worlds cross, and lives twine, and the ground gives way. Oh, yeah, and there's a stampede and stuff.
Author's Note: Oh, dear, the note was long enough for a cut. )

The quaver to the voice is unfamiliar, but the tones he would know anywhere – on any backwards planet; at any cold, forgotten corner of the universe; he would hear it spilling down any cornucopia of stars spread out above him, and he would start running. )

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Title: The Puppet Show
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: (lightly) Jack/Ten
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,857
Warnings: spoilers through DW S3 and TW S1 (though I have no idea when this would be canonically set); scary material; mild language
Prompt: "fear" on [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion (which has the best challenge prompts ever)
Summary: Jack has a lovely time exploring a haunted house. Except not.
Author's Note: This was written in just over forty-eight hours, whilst an insane amount of other stuff was also going on, so that I could post it before midnight on Halloween. Someday I want to edit it properly and give it something that remotely resembles internal logic… That day is not today. XD A billion thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] eltea, of course – for getting me into the ship, for the last-second beta when we were both exhausted, and for writing horror so well that even I picked up a couple things.

When Jack wakes up on the cold floor of the haunted house, the first thing he thinks of is the Doctor. )

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Title: Like Old Times
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Simm!Master/Ten, Koschei/Theta
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 21,300
Warnings: language, snark, mild violence, sexual situations, spoilers through DW S4
Summary: The Master breaks things in the TARDIS until the Doctor almost goes insane, then they end up in the Vivarium, and then all hell breaks loose. The Doctor is not liking any of this – and while he's at it, the dream-flashback-things really, really need to stop.
Author's Note: Oh, yes, I do.


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Title: Sweeter Dreams
Parts: 4
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 35,540
Warnings: occasional language, generally mild violence
Summary: Following a rather different ending to 2.10 ("Sweet Dreams"), Merlin and Arthur head to Olaf's kingdom of Valden to put things right. In the process, Merlin racks up an impressive series of treasonous crimes: insolence, incompetence, tripping while running for his life, and accusing the crown prince of snoring are only the beginning.
Author's Note: This fic is for [livejournal.com profile] helva2260, who was kind enough to bid on me at [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti, not knowing she would be waiting seven months to get seven times as many words as she bargained for. For the thousandth time, I am so sorry, and I hope you enjoy this crazy thing. XD Also of very major note: [livejournal.com profile] eltea was up extremely late the other night beta-ing this sucker. Generally mark this down as another of the innumerable fics that wouldn't be here without her help and support. ♥


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Title: The Piast Predicament
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,130
Warnings: silliness, nekkid!Arthur
Prompt: bath/e
Summary: It is not entirely clear to Merlin which is a greater threat to his sanity, the monster or the prince.
Author's Note: So one website on the entire internet will tell you a piast is a giant Irish snake monster. The rest of the internet will tell you it's a Polish dynasty of some kind. I think we all know who's right. All that aside, happy egregiously late birthday, [livejournal.com profile] ladybracknell!! ♥

They had been tracking the piast for two full days, which Merlin thought was strenuous even for them. )

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Title: Trouble
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Ten/Rose
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,440
Warnings: unnecessary scenes with cute and fluffy animals; spoilers through about half of S2; referential jabs at 2.4
Summary: Most people probably couldn't find peril at the zoo on Alkidar One if they tried. These things just seem to happen with the Doctor.
Author's Note: Christmas in March for the all-too-lovable [livejournal.com profile] koneko_zero! ♥ I hope you enjoy it, bb. :3 (It was tempting to upload this icon specifically for this fic, but I managed to refrain. XD)

Rose stares around her. She can't help it. 'The entire planet is a petting zoo?' she repeats. )

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Title: Death by Squirrel
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 9,350
Warnings: some squirrel gore; spoilers through Season 1
Prompt: "those evil black squirrels we have at home"
Summary: Evil squirrels lay siege to Camelot, Arthur and Merlin set out to defeat them, fur flies, and chaos ensues.
Author's Note: Christmas finally arrives for [livejournal.com profile] richelle2972! First of all, I'm SO SORRY this is so late, my dear. Hopefully the fact that it refused to end kind of makes up for that. XD Second, I'm not sure why all my fics these days start out cracky then end up having more serious parts. I'm trying to extrapolate this into a witty metaphor about my life... I'm going to have really fun times, then I'm going to die tragically at a young age, and it'll all suck a great deal? Needs work. XD

Merlin was struggling not to fall asleep over his breakfast -- doing so would likely have resulted in drowning in his oatmeal bowl -- and minding his own business. )

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Title: The Night Serpent
Rating: R
Word Count: 22,019 23,410 (now with 95% more closure!)
Warnings: language; violence; mostly-mild gore; mostly-tactful sex; snark; insanity
Prompt: "The Night Serpent" for the Figure Skating Romance Challenge at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: It is a sad day when a threat against the Archduke's life, a string of murders, and the incomprehensible interplay of sex and status are the least of everyone's problems.
Author's Note: This is for [livejournal.com profile] eltea -- not just because she encouraged me to draw from the shared characters we've developed for years; not just because she made up the entire plot; not just because she brainstormed with me constantly, encouraged me endlessly, and made this thing happen. For all of that, yes, but also because an ocean and an eight-hour time difference hasn't stopped her from being the best and most supportive friend this weird girl could ask for. ♥ (3/4/10 - The end sucks way less now, because I actually had time to write stuff for it!) If you take the time to read this crazy thing, I cannot thank you enough. ♥

Aeratre Mordax, archduke of Valford, regent of neighboring Taliff, heir apparent of his great uncle's not-inconsiderable fortune, et cetera and so on, was increasingly certain that someone in his court wanted him dead. )


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Title: Arthur the Explorer
Fandom: Merlin X Dora the Explorer
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13 (lol)
Word Count: 4,511 (oh, God)
Warnings: foul language; anachronisms galore; a Fourth Wall made of Swiss cheese; edited songs; references to tons of other shows/books/movies; a character from 2.10 in a non-spoilery capacity; enough crack to put most dealers out of business
Summary: Can you help Arthur and Merlin get to the big waterfall? …Great!
Author's Note: I took a break from quasi-srs!fic to write a crack-crossover which hopefully you will join me in being unable to unsee. I swear it’s not my fault... And to my very dear [livejournal.com profile] eltea -- THANKS FOR HELPING! :D Especially since you don’t even know Dora. XD If anyone needs a quick primer, though... )

Arthur, Arthur, Arthur goes exploring! )


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