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Title: Milestones
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed, with Al and Russell
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,900
Warnings: some language; post-CoS AU; fluff in the extreme
Summary: Sometimes, stupid things simply must be done, even when they jeopardize very good cake.
Author's Note: This fic came about because I was thinking about how I was probably going to miss someone's birthday, and then half of it jumped into my brain. Then I finished it in July, and then I completely forgot that it existed for almost two full months. moreeeee )

The sticky thing about traditions was that the moment you neglected to feed them, they started to starve and die. )

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Title: Be Nice, Brother; It's Christmas
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: (a relatively light) PG-13
Word Count: 16,900
Warnings: language, FRIGGING SCHMOOP, more adult implications than last time, LITERALLY DIDN'T FINISH REREADING THIS; FORGIVE ME
Summary: A sequel to Flying Horses: Despite many threats involving coal and minor bodily injury, Christmas turns out almost impossibly well.

Thank you guys all for putting up with me for another year. You are all the MVPs. ♥

This sucker is supposed to take place relatively shortly after the last one, and the dates are set for 2016. Given that I fudged the timelines so badly in the last one, I'm hoping you guys won't mind terribly if I fudge them again. XD

To the commenter from last time, who asked about whether Ed had a prosthetic in this AU: at the time, because the first fic was about Roy navigating his own feelings, I honestly hadn't even thought about it. Thank you for reminding me that not thinking about it is, in itself, a privilege; and thank you for reminding me that representation matters, no matter how small the corner of the internet where it appears.

Also: much as I love me some Al/Win in the right circumstances, you are going to have to pry aroace!Al out of my cold, dead hands.

Roy is comparing the sugar content of the store brand knockoff of the no-marshmallows-but-enough-colors-to-still-be-fun cereal with the certified version, which costs almost twenty percent more. )

[Part II]

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Title: Loud and Clear: The Second Law of Thermodynamics
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed (with Al/Win)
Rating: R
Word Count: 43,250 (11,250 this chapter)
Warnings: language, modern!AU, naughty shit happens at intervals, +10 to cheesy domestic fluff
Summary: Occasions come and go – ordinarily, so do people, but Roy's fast becoming a fixed point with his own damn rules.
Author's Note: You will want to have read PART I as well as PART II, or I'm afraid you'll be confused. I don't make the rules… I just make, like, 100K of context. :'D SO ANYWAY, here we are – happy 520 Day, a bit late because it had the gall to fall on a weekday and whatnot. I'm hoping to update next Monday – and it won't be any earlier than that, 'cause I'm gonna be at FANIME!!!!!!! all weekend… with up to 3 other amazing Roy/Ed authors around me at any given time. :3 If you're going to be there, and you see me, say hi! ♥

He’s not breathing.  He recognizes that in a kind of abstract way, like, Oh, blue sky, green grass, no oxygen coming in to feed the brain that got me here. )

[Chapter 1, Part 2/2]

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Title: Flying Horses
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,600 (of 20,000 in total)
Warnings: brush your goddamn teeth after consuming; periodic PG-13 language and themes
Prompt: AU for Roy/Ed Week
Summary: The carousel attendant puts a hell of a twist into Roy's and Elysia's serene little Saturday routine – but Roy Mustang isn't likely to strike on happiness until barnyard animals take to the summer skies.
Author's Note: Soooooooo about twelve years ago, it was Silver's birthday, and I was like, "Hey, an excuse to write one of my irrepressible kidfic plotbunnies!", because for some reason Roy adopting Elysia after the Hugheses die in a horrible accident is, like, my jam. I am messed up. It's true. :'D ANYWAY, the park depicted in this fic is about a mile away from my apartment, so I can always hear the train whistle when I take a shower on the weekends, and it sorta got away from me from there. I mean that. The majority of this is utterly superfluous marshmallow fluff. XD Buuuuuut I hope my cinnamon roll Silver gets a smile out of it, in any case! ♥

It’s overcast, and the chill in the air has kept most of the local families inside—which suits Roy just fine; it means there’s no line at the carousel. )

[Part II]

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Title: Orange-Vanilla
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Ed/Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,600
Warnings: language (thanks, Ed!); major end-of-Brotherhood spoilers; mild sketch; angst-fluff ratio of approximately 1:3
Summary: Ed kinda hates winter and really loves Al. Like. Y'know.
Author's Note: Late birthday fic for Hales! ♥ Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it and/or co-dependent brothers hooking up. :'DDDD

There are a lot of things to like about winter, but there are also a lot of things to hate, and Ed can’t really help it if he’s struggling with the balance. )

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Title: The Christmas One
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Miles/Alfons, Roy/Al, possibly Ed/Lan Fan but no one knows
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,184
Warnings: language, Al is a saucy little bugger
Prompt: It’s Christmas, but who cares really. Playing videogames/watching movies/tv-shows in undies is Christmasy enough right?
Summary: [Further tales from the Modern!AU, following Classifieds, Boy, We're Free, Sometimes Shit Happens, and Ultra-Best-Ever.] If Christmas with the Elrics and their attachés was ever ordinary, the universe would explode.
Author's Note: A Christmas fic for Phindus – broest of bros, adorablest of artists, and everything I ever could have wanted from a Tumblr friend. I hope I've been able to brighten your 2013 at least a little with all my silly crap, and here's to a 2014 full of MOAR HEIMILES – and more laughs and more conversations and more awesome. You rock my world, dude. ♥ (Also, dear readers: if it seems like I'm deliberately sidestepping a Roy-and-band confrontation to maximize the catastrophic potential, that's because that is exactly what I'm doing. :'D)

“Aw, jeez,” Al says two steps into the apartment. “You could at least put some pants on, Brother.” )

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Title: Sometimes Shit Happens (and It's Not Anybody's Fault, Okay)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Al, Miles/Alfons, Ed/batshit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,760
Warnings: language; cocaína; Al may still be underage depending on your geographical location, so there's that; steamy sexual activity
Summary: Following on after Classifieds and Boy, We're Free: In which Ed's intentions are infallible as he consistently cockblocks everyone.
Author's Note: 1. You know you're marrying the right guy when he sees the first line of this fic in the preview of an email to yourself and reads it aloud, and his only comment is "You're supposed to be working on your novel." 2. If you haven't already guessed that this is a big amalgamation of gorgeous Phindus headcanons and gorgeous Phindus art and not-so-gorgeous Tierfal crack, you must be new around here – RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. :D 3. Special thank-you to [livejournal.com profile] eltea for Starcraft consultancy. XD''

“The age of consent in this state is sixteen,” Al howls, “and you’re not Mom!” )


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Title: Never Fade Away
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist X Doctor Who
Pairing/Characters: Hei(/Ed), Hughes, Ten
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,235
Warnings: brief violence, MAJOR spoilers for '03/Conqueror of Shamballa
Summary: “Kid,” Hughes says softly, “this is the way out. This is the only way out.”
Author's Note: Today we found out what happens when I end up listening to my DW-associated songs while totally entrenched in FMA. [livejournal.com profile] eltea suggested the basic premise ages ago, but it was throwing Hei in that made the plot bunnies pounce. XD Also, worship [livejournal.com profile] hiza_chan, Queen of Crossovers, who's written beautiful things like this so many times that it inspired me to try! ♥

His rocket is flying. His rocket is flying—and it’s taking Ed from him forever. )

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Title: Christmas Is Saved
Fandom: Supernatural X Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Dean, Sam, Team Mustang, Ed, Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,322
Warnings: language, insanity, let's pretend the SPN timeline is wibbly-wobbly, minor spoilers(?) for/changes to FMA '03
Prompt: Crossover fusion + holiday fic!
Summary: Brothers have to stick together. Crap.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] hiza_chan! ♥ It's… well. I just. I hope it's sort of what you were looking for; it went a bit mad. XD

“What do you know, boys?” Ellen says.  “Santa brought you something special.” )

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Title: Social Time
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Hohenheim(/Trisha), Roy/Ed, Al/Fuery
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,068
Warnings: language, MAJOR spoilers for Brotherhood, humor-angst-something
Summary: Van Hohenheim lets his sons take him to a bar in Central City.
Author's Note: I can't remember what the original plot bunny for this one was – I was turning over three or four fics at once while walking into work last Friday, and all the ideas were bouncing around in my head like those lottery balls, and then this one steamrolled me, and I wrote the whole damn thing over the course of the workday. XD Since the other fic where Al and Fuery hook up is settling into a middle circle of WIP Hell… well, yeah. Enjoy. ♥;;;;;;

“All right,” Edward says, eyeing Van Hohenheim with approximately twenty percent less mistrust than usual as they approach the bar.  “You behave yourself.” )

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Title: The Fine Art of Survival
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Ed, Al, Izumi, Sig, Roy, Team Mustang
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,100
Prompt: zombie apocalypse! for Dark Month
Warnings: language, mild-to-medium zombie gore
Summary: The zombie apocalypse has arrived. Some individuals are better-prepared than others.
Author's Note: So "zombie apocalypse" really means "unrepentant fluff that happens to have zombies in it," right? …you can tell it's the apocalypse because I wrote gen. XD

“You’re making it worse, you little idiot!” )

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Title: A Father-Son Thing
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairing: Hohenheim, Al, Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,400
Warnings: language, Hohenheim/awkward is my OTP, MAJOR spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: Van Hohenheim gives his elder son the Talk.
Author's Note: …don't look at me like that.

Nothing in four-hundred wide-ranging and extremely varied years could have prepared Van Hohenheim for this. )

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Title: I Shall Call Him Mustang
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Ed and Al
Rating: G
Word Count: 730
Warnings: ~*~TRAUMA~*~, major spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: (Post-Brotherhood.) Al brings a stray into their flat. Ed is totally not having any of it—he means it this time. No, really. Really!
Author's Note: This came about because I was mentioning to [livejournal.com profile] eltea that I always have the Elric brothers name their pets after Roy, and after the kitten and the duckling, this was the next logical step. XD

“We are not,” Ed says, “keeping that thing.” )

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Title: Simple Explanations
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Al and Ed
Rating: G
Word Count: 317
Warnings: major SPOILERS through Brotherhood
Summary: Brother has had many, many fine moments of breathtaking brilliance. This is not one of them.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] eltea, written for It's a Gift. :D

Al is reading the newspaper while Ed preens and luxuriates in the shower. )

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Title: Softer Than It Looks
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Ed and Al
Rating: G
Word Count: 453
Warnings: fluff!
Prompt: a stray kitten
Summary: Al will be getting the groceries for the rest of eternity.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] powdered_opium. ♥

A spunky little gold fuzzhead is severely trying Ed’s patience. )

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Title: Just Sounds Better
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Ed and Al
Rating: G
Word Count: 690
Warnings: FLUFF; major spoilers for pretty much all of Brotherhood
Prompt: Elric hugs!!
Summary: Brotherhood is not such a fragile thing as Al has sometimes feared.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] eltea. ♥ My "genre: family" tag is going to get such a workout in this fandom. 8D

The call from Ed comes exactly eight days after they parted ways in Resembool, which Al believes means that Colonel Mustang has won the betting pool. )

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Title: Expenses
Rating: G
Word Count: 356
Warnings: (unintentional) trivialization of serious business
Prompt: Grande Finale at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: Kate's father rains on what would have been a spectacular parade.
Author's Note: I wrote this at work today. It was not what I intended at all when I started toying with the first line. I'm not sure what this thing's game is, but if it's trying to convince me that I'm secretly an optimist, I'm going to be very annoyed.

“This is going to be expensive,” Kate says. )

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Title: A Worthy Endeavor
Rating: G
Word Count: 120
Warnings: sibling abuse
Prompt: "snowman" at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: Chris and Parker bring a little wonder back into the world.
Author's Note: I have no idea who they are or where they came from; I just randomly came up with this last night while I was on cocaine trying to get to sleep. XD I sincerely apologize to everyone who feels spammed; I wanted to post this quickly while I had time. ♥

Chris's brother Evan is six. )

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Title: Necessary Evils
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Matt/Mello/Near
Rating: G
Word Count: 615
Warnings: fluff!; inexplicable post-Kira AU
Prompt: "necessary evils"
Summary: Near demurs, but with a look Mello's seen just once before.
Author's Note: A Christmas gift for [livejournal.com profile] jenwryn, a.k.a. my Jennikins. ♥ OMG FLUFF. :D

When Mello puts the groceries away and moves to step into the living room, he discovers that he... can't. )

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Title: Pick-Up
Fandom: Death Note
Pairings: Matt/Mello, Light/L, Mello/Near, purposefully ambiguous, I honestly don't remember
Characters: Matt, Mello, Near, L, Light (B, Misa, Matsuda, Aizawa, Rester, Gevanni)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,600
Warnings: language, implications in all directions
Summary: Fifty-two one-sentence fics.
Author's Note: The first fifty prompts are from [livejournal.com profile] eltea; the last two I added for... reasons. Or something. XD I started this damn thing in September, poked it sporadically, and finished it months ago, but I just haven't put it up. More notes...?! )

once, time, dawn, dusk, heaven, hell, truth, lies )


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