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Title: The Worst Trip Ever
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Alfons/Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,100
Warnings: modern!AU; quasi-alt spoilers for CoS, I guess? XD
Summary: Alfons and Ed are on a road trip, and it is terrible that it's so great.
Author's Note: Happy birthday speedfic for my Saaaaaaaammyyyyyyyyy. ♥

As it turns out, this road-trip-with-the-best-friend thing was about the single worst idea Alfons has ever had. )

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Title: Convection
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Riza & Roy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,340
Warnings: various spoilers for Brotherhod; tiny-super-serious-could-kill-a-man-woodsy-huntress-baby!Riza is the only young Hawkeye headcanon I can ever have; don't read this if you're looking for pre-Royai, because you will be disappointed D:
Summary: Roy calls; and Riza answers; and even sixteen years later, she knows him better than he thinks.
Author's Note: This is Sam's fault (from the chimera!Ed RP!). And also Silver's, for calling me out in the best possible way. :'D You guys are two of the most beautiful, brightest little lights in this fandom for me. Thank you both. ♥

When the phone rings on Saturday night, just past eight, Riza is cleaning her guns at the kitchen table and knows exactly who it is. )

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Title: Happenings
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,450
Warnings: language; spoilers for the OVA?; writing so shoddy its shoddiness is exceeded only by the somehow-even-shoddier editing
Summary: Maes somehow ends up making out with Mustang in a janitor's closet, which is apparently the least-weird thing the guy is capable of.
Author's Note: I wrote a thing for Hughes Week! HOLY CRAP, A DEADLINE I DIDN'T MISS! Cherish this moment; we'll never get another.

It’s not that Mustang isn’t attractive as all get-out—he definitely is—it’s just… )

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Title: 51% Problem Child (Chapter 1)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Roy/Ed, Al/Alfons (HELLS YEAH), Hawkeye/Ross; featuring various characters from Brotherhood as well as '03 because all canons should fear me
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 23,850
Warnings: language, teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me, canonsmash, crack and madness, dramaaaaaa
Summary: The homecoming dance follows right on the heels of the first football game, which will make it easy for Roy to remember the date of his own destruction.
Author's Note: Fittingly enough, the first part of this fic had a number of truly wonderful cheerleaders who gave me some incomparably great ideas and brainstorming assistance. You guys know who you are, and hopefully you know how much I appreciate it. :3 ♥♥♥ I would like to make a formal apology for the fact that this cliffhanger is actually worse than the last one – and I'd promise that the next part won't take almost two years to produce, but I always end up a liar when I do that. XD I'm also veryveryvery sorry for the fact that only the first few pieces are coming out today – the later parts need a bit more editing, and I won't have time for that until next weekend. :c The chapter titles are from Florence, 'cause I needed some musical accompaniment to slog through the end of this ridiculous thing. X'D

Alfons is leaning forward, his elbows on his knees and his chin cradled in his hands, gazing out at the football field and looking kind of disconcerted. He glances over at Al. “Are you okay with the fact that the entire school is staring at your brother’s butt?” )

[Back to 65% Cocky Bastard] [On to Chapter 2: Louder Than Bells]

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Title: For Keeps
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Roy & Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,350
Warnings: major spoilers for Brotherhood
Prompt: "damaged" for FMA Week
Summary: Ed throws a depth charge into Roy's Saturday. And a vase, onto the floor.
Author's Note: I'm on an awful Ed-suffering-in-the-Brotherhood-aftermath kick lately, and this is short and stupid and self-indulgent, but I wanted to participate at least a little in FMA Week while I have a second to breathe. :'D

With the newspaper in one hand and an empty coffee mug in the other, Roy is just settling into a proper mid-Saturday doze in his best armchair when the doorbell rings. )

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Title: Bouts of Melloncholia
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist X Death Note
Characters/Pairings: Ed(/Hei), Mello(/Hughes; IT'S ELTEA'S FAULT)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,460
Warnings: LANGUAGE, omg; I could pontificate stupidly about Shakespeare for hours; I don't actually know anything about drama school, or about anything else either; I guess they're at RADA in London?; what am I doing
Prompt: FMA drama!school AU with a cameo from Mello
Summary: It's possible that Ed's and Mello's friendship is primarily founded on their shared appreciation of words that start with F and end with polite society taking offense.
Author's Note: Uh. This. Is. Ungodly For [livejournal.com profile] powdered_opium, with all of my love and a lot of my O_____o faces. XDDDD I hope you like it in all of its batshittery, bb! ♥;;;; wtf Mello crushing on Hughes you guys I don't even know.

Mello takes a long drag, hands the cigarette to Ed, and blows out a narrow stream of smoke.  “Hughes is making us do Shakespeare,” he says. )

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Title: The Not-So-Christmas Special
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Ten, Donna
Rating: PG
Word Count: 880
Warnings: do you have any idea how long it's been since I wrote this fandom
Prompt: 10 is actually Jewish and slightly grumpy that no one ever thinks to ask.
Summary: “Something snap your candy cane?”
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] apple_pathways! With love and crack! ♥ [livejournal.com profile] eltea was going to Hanukkah!beta for me, but I think she's still passed out after seeing 'The Hobbit' last night. That or she hates me now, because she won't answer my emails OR my texts. I'm so loooooooonelyyyyyyyyy~ ;_____;

Oh, the Doctor wants to be jolly.  Jolly’s great.  Jolly’s marvelous.  Nothing wrong with jolly. )

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Title: The Interpretation of Dreams
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Russell/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,696
Warnings: major SPOILERS for original FMA series/CoS; language; Russ is a ho ♥
Prompt: "body image issues"
Summary: In among the hostile strangeness of the other side, Ed finds something worth dreaming for.
Author's Note: Some of you have heard about alternate!Russell, who is [livejournal.com profile] eltea's and my baby. Please don't take him! Even if he would love to ~take~ you. Welcome to CoS-'verse, the bane of my freaking existence. XD

The first time Russ Tresler kisses him behind the Advanced Physics shelf, Ed’s heart sinks like a lead weight. )

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Title: Wounds That Heal
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Roy, Ed, Al
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,404
Warnings: major SPOILERS through Brotherhood; brief language
Summary: (Set pretty immediately post-Brotherhood.) Roy's never had a brother, but he's had more than his share of hurt, and maybe that's enough for him to give what Ed won't ask for.
Author's Note: Roy and Ed as pseudo-brothers pretty much makes h/c stand for heroin/cocaine as far as I'm concerned. XD For [livejournal.com profile] eltea. ♥

Ed is sitting alone in the white hallway when Roy arrives, and the kid looks like shit. )

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Title: Predawn
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 820
Warnings: mid-either-series spoilers; referenced sexytimes
Summary: Maes Hughes makes even the horrors of war significantly less soul-killing, damn him to hell.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] eltea for It's a Gift. ♥

Maes promised and delivered extremely good sex, but there’s a very simple reason that Roy can’t say he’s good in bed. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Bayside
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: (lightly) Jack/Ianto
Rating: G
Word Count: 551
Warnings: preachiness? >_>
Prompt: “Nothing but blue skies/Passageways to windows/That don’t close” – Metric
Summary: The Quay is quiet on weeknights, but Jack's thoughts aren't as calm.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] ca_te. ♥

Jack folds his arms on the railing and leans on them, watching the lights play on the Bay. )

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Title: Holy Freaking Shit, Dave
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Santana Lopez, Dave Karofsky (who ship Santana/Brittany and Karofsky/Kurt, respectively)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,115
Warnings: shoddy editing, language, Santana, major spoilers through 2.18 ("Born This Way")
Summary: An emergency strategical meeting of Beards Anonymous, McKinley Chapter (members: two).
Author's Note: First: writing Santana is pretty much like taking a jet-pack powered by crazy rockets over the Himalayas. Second: let's play a very easy round of the Spot the Doctor Who Reference game! XD Third: tagging this "friendship" is bizarre, but I don't have a "[genre] partners in crime/idek" tag. Lastly: DAMN THIS COCAINE!SHOW TO A FIERY HELL; I WANT MY LIFE BACK.

Santana never expected this plan—despite its not-inconsiderable brilliance and general, characteristic cunning—to go off without a hitch.  This is because Santana is not freakin’ stupid. )

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Title: Third Time Lucky
Chapters: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YET~ 9
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Karofsky/Kurt
Rating: R (…or F, for "Full of F-Bombs")
Word Count: 65,680
Warnings: language; underaged drinking; language; sporadic angststorms; language; major spoilers through 2.11; sorta-spoilers through 2.15 ("Sexy")
Summary: Somehow the dead heat of summer gives rise to the mother(fucker) of all second chances. The road to redemption is paved with fights, phone calls, false starts, and more than a few jokes at the expense of the lovable Finn Hudson.
Author's Note: AW, HELL, NAW, MR. SCHUE.

[Chapter 1: Swing, Swing] [Chapter 2: These Kinds of Dreams] [Chapter 3: For Real] [Chapter 4: Another One of Those Heartbreak Songs] [Chapter 5: Doing the Crazy Thing] [Chapter 6: A Little Bit of Scandal] [Chapter 7: Struck by Lightning] [Chapter 8: An Opportunity to Dress Well] [Chapter 9: Rum and Coke]

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Title: (In)tact
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 927
Warnings: brief language (…it's rated pretty much for one line, but what the hey)
Prompt: funny at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions …again, because it's pick-your-poison week
Summary: Nick stirs up trouble, so Theo makes his position painfully clear, but it all sorta-kinda works out okay. So far.
Author's Note: Dear tortured subscribers: This is the last submission for Winterval, so I will not be spamming you with o-fic more-than-weekly anymore. At least not for a while. Sorry if there was any eye-rolling involved. ♥ Dear Nick and Theo fans: YES THIS IS LIKE THEIR EIGHTH CANON I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER *CRIES*

Nick is very talented, but even he can’t get into too much trouble while he’s still in Theo’s sightline. )

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Title: Winning Valentine's Day
Rating: G
Word Count: 384
Warnings: virtually none, for once!
Prompt: candy hearts at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: "I can murder you whenever I want. That's what relationships are about."
Author's Note: S'up, Nick and Theo. S'up, everyone I just spammed with useless fluff almost a full week after Valentine's Day.

Theo's first mistake is having the gall to try to do his homework. )

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Title: Penance (Sucks)
Rating: G
Word Count: 719
Warnings: the usual blasphemy
Prompt: a dude pushing his way out of an igloo (…?) at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: Vincent is helping Maion do a Penance. In an igloo. In Antarctica. Because Maion has really good puppy eyes.
Author's Note: …uh, I don't know. XD

It is unfortunate that Maion looks so freaking adorable in a parka. )

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Title: Baby, Don't Make Me Disconnect the Battery of Your Prius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,150
Warnings: mild language, mild sketchiness, intense disorganization, FLUFF
Prompt: I've got to get home / (But baby you'd freeze out there) / Say, lend me a coat / (It's up to your knees out there) / You've really been grand / (I thrill when you touch my hand) — "Baby, It’s Cold Outside" at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: Nick's not-actually-nefarious-at-all plan gets somewhat derailed.
Author's Note: So [livejournal.com profile] eltea suggested the idea, and the idea was good, but unfortunately I slaughtered it. XD Thank you, "Glee," for such a charming cover; and thank you, Lady GaGa, for pinch-hitting when I needed the help. XD Also, w00t, first 2011 post! Also-also, please forgive the fact that Nick's and Theo's canon never seems to be the same twice. XD

Theo stretches – all long, graceful lines; all dark, slender-fingered hands, rustling cotton, and hazy eyes – and stands. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Semi-Regular Indulgences
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6,465
Warnings: occasional language; occasional angstbuckets; Nick doesn't know what "PC" means
Prompts: 1. mistletoe set-up; 6. a kiss in the snow; 16. family reunion; 22. visible breath; 38. stranded somewhere unusual by a snowstorm
Summary: Nick bribes Theo to drive him up to Tahoe for a family get-together. This is the worst decision of Theo's life, with the possible exception of befriending Nick in the first place.
Author's Note: This was going to be my Baubles to It piece… until it became a monster. D: Angst!background you may like to know: Theo is black, and his adoptive parents are white; Nick's father left when he was very young, and he lives exclusively with his mother. Voilà, now you can go watch the angst play out. XD

'Three-eighty, please.' )

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Title: Instant
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Remus, Sirius, James, Peter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 550
Warnings: drug reference
Prompt: freakin' Ramen, yo
Summary: “That is the most un-instant process I have ever heard of,” Sirius said.
Author's Note: Dear [livejournal.com profile] eltea: I love you and the fact that you always make Ramen for me while I sit at your kitchen table like a bum. Dear Harry Potter fans: I hope you love [livejournal.com profile] eltea for accidentally convincing me to write this. (btw, my head!canon is that both Remus and Peter are half-bloods. JSYK, KIDS.)

‘I don’t get it,’ Sirius said. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Ironic
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2600
Warnings: views expressed by characters are not my own: no offense intended to Wal-Mart shoppers, inhabitants of the Midwest, inhabitants of the South, hipsters (especially since apparently I am one for ordering a specialty drink at Starbucks), and anyone else I insulted
Prompts: 1. mistletoe set-up; 6. a kiss in the snow; 16. family reunion; 22. visible breath; 38. stranded somewhere unusual by a snowstorm for Baubles to It at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: “We’ll just keep going until the money runs out.”
Author's Note: Two weeks ago, I had dinner with my step-mom, and her BFF who lives in the city met up with us afterward.  The two of them spent an hour trying to convince me to buy a plane ticket and abandon my dissatisfactory life.  As is probably evident from the following three thousand words of nothing… well. Thanks a million to [livejournal.com profile] eltea for excellent editing suggestions, as always. ♥

Apparently, when people said ‘Life has a cruel sense of humor, what they actually meant was ‘If you don’t play by rules no one will tell you, you’ll get snowed in at a Wal-Mart someday.’ )


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