[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Be Nice, Brother; It's Christmas
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: (a relatively light) PG-13
Word Count: 16,900
Warnings: language, FRIGGING SCHMOOP, more adult implications than last time, LITERALLY DIDN'T FINISH REREADING THIS; FORGIVE ME
Summary: A sequel to Flying Horses: Despite many threats involving coal and minor bodily injury, Christmas turns out almost impossibly well.

Thank you guys all for putting up with me for another year. You are all the MVPs. ♥

This sucker is supposed to take place relatively shortly after the last one, and the dates are set for 2016. Given that I fudged the timelines so badly in the last one, I'm hoping you guys won't mind terribly if I fudge them again. XD

To the commenter from last time, who asked about whether Ed had a prosthetic in this AU: at the time, because the first fic was about Roy navigating his own feelings, I honestly hadn't even thought about it. Thank you for reminding me that not thinking about it is, in itself, a privilege; and thank you for reminding me that representation matters, no matter how small the corner of the internet where it appears.

Also: much as I love me some Al/Win in the right circumstances, you are going to have to pry aroace!Al out of my cold, dead hands.

Roy is comparing the sugar content of the store brand knockoff of the no-marshmallows-but-enough-colors-to-still-be-fun cereal with the certified version, which costs almost twenty percent more. )

[Part II]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: The Christmas One
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Miles/Alfons, Roy/Al, possibly Ed/Lan Fan but no one knows
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,184
Warnings: language, Al is a saucy little bugger
Prompt: It’s Christmas, but who cares really. Playing videogames/watching movies/tv-shows in undies is Christmasy enough right?
Summary: [Further tales from the Modern!AU, following Classifieds, Boy, We're Free, Sometimes Shit Happens, and Ultra-Best-Ever.] If Christmas with the Elrics and their attachés was ever ordinary, the universe would explode.
Author's Note: A Christmas fic for Phindus – broest of bros, adorablest of artists, and everything I ever could have wanted from a Tumblr friend. I hope I've been able to brighten your 2013 at least a little with all my silly crap, and here's to a 2014 full of MOAR HEIMILES – and more laughs and more conversations and more awesome. You rock my world, dude. ♥ (Also, dear readers: if it seems like I'm deliberately sidestepping a Roy-and-band confrontation to maximize the catastrophic potential, that's because that is exactly what I'm doing. :'D)

“Aw, jeez,” Al says two steps into the apartment. “You could at least put some pants on, Brother.” )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Tradition
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 928
Warnings: brief language, unrepentant fluff
Prompt: I place the blame for this squarely on Rose and Hales. ♥
Summary: Maes has Christmas gifts. And a death wish.

Accepting gifts from Maes Hughes is not unlike being handed an undetonated bomb which may or may not have been defused, the status of which you will not be able to ascertain until you dismantle it and risk obliteration. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Seulement
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: (alt!)Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,032
Warnings: language, omg Ed; it has been numerous years since I even tried to speak French to another human being; major spoilers for 'Conqueror of Shamballa'
Prompt: CoS 'verse with Ed traveling and ending up in the company of alt!Roy
Summary: It's Christmas in Paris, and Ed makes an exchange.
Author's Note: Thanks to possibly my all-time favorite [livejournal.com profile] rainjoyous fic (don't panic; it has a sequel!) and [livejournal.com profile] eltea's fantabulous present for me last year, my alt!Roy now defaults to French. After abusing the prompt in the first place, I brilliantly didn't even check if the gorgeous and highly lovable [livejournal.com profile] tyndall_blue speaks French before I wrote this! D: If you hate it, bb, really do just tell me, and I will happily write you something else! ♥ ETA: Now with two pieces of GORGEOUS fanart! ♥

Snow by the Seine should be inspiring, probably. )


[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: A 'Merry Little Christmas'
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Cas, with much Sammy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,631
Warnings: language, Cas!brain, schmoooooooop
Prompt: SPN, Dean, Sammy, Cas, Christmas, and; "Well, if the sun shines so bright / Or on our way it's darkest night / The road we choose is always right, so fine." – "Bron-Y-Aur Stomp," Led Zeppelin
Summary: Dean and Sam share some Winchester Christmas traditions with Castiel. Castiel has come to understand that such gestures are very important to humans.
Author's Note: For my [livejournal.com profile] missusjackson with ALL OF THE LURVE. ♥;;;; brb to go find or make a Castiel icon, oh dear. XD

Castiel has learned a number of things from the Winchesters over time. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Christmas Is Saved
Fandom: Supernatural X Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Dean, Sam, Team Mustang, Ed, Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,322
Warnings: language, insanity, let's pretend the SPN timeline is wibbly-wobbly, minor spoilers(?) for/changes to FMA '03
Prompt: Crossover fusion + holiday fic!
Summary: Brothers have to stick together. Crap.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] hiza_chan! ♥ It's… well. I just. I hope it's sort of what you were looking for; it went a bit mad. XD

“What do you know, boys?” Ellen says.  “Santa brought you something special.” )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: The Trappings of Joy
Rating: (very light) PG-13
Word Count: 1,742
Warnings: language, fluff, characteristic silliness, hasty editing
Prompt: winter song at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions (taken a bit loosely)
Summary: Christmas with celestial beings is, strangely, not bad at all.
Author's Note: We return to the vague post-novel future for… well, what it says on the tin. XD For anybody who’s missed previous installments, Vincent Duval: 250-year-old French vampire; Edward Blevins: high school janitor werewolf; Maion: low-ranking seraph; Belial: high-ranking demon; Tierfal: resident coke addict/Christmas fan.

Edward wasn’t stupid enough to expect Christmas at Vincent’s to be normal—which was why he definitely wasn’t expecting to wake up to the sound of carols playing softly down the hall. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: A Continental Christmas
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairing: Kyoya/Tamaki
Rating: PG
Word Count: 869
Warnings: great festivity, lulz at the fangirls, lulz at Tamaki
Prompt: "Mince those pies, Shadow King!"
Summary: The Host Club does Christmas. Kyoya's gift to everyone is not committing homicide.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] icequeenrex! :D Someday when I'm feeling extraordinarily ambitious, there is a fraction of a chance that I'll pod-fic this so that [livejournal.com profile] eltea won’t have to be the only one who was subjected to my Honey voice. XD

It would be quite plain to anyone with one or more eyeballs that Tamaki relishes the expression of resigned disbelief that appeared on Haruhi’s face every time she walks into Music Room #3 to find herself in a parallel universe of Daddy’s design. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: When in Wales
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Word Count: 222
Warnings: sketchhhh
Summary: Jack and Ianto celebrate a Welsh holiday.
Author's Note: This was one of the pieces written for [livejournal.com profile] powdered_opium as part of the [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions gift exchange. ^^

There is a characteristically long, meaningful pause as Jack clambers up out of his hatch into the proper Hub. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Ironic
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2600
Warnings: views expressed by characters are not my own: no offense intended to Wal-Mart shoppers, inhabitants of the Midwest, inhabitants of the South, hipsters (especially since apparently I am one for ordering a specialty drink at Starbucks), and anyone else I insulted
Prompts: 1. mistletoe set-up; 6. a kiss in the snow; 16. family reunion; 22. visible breath; 38. stranded somewhere unusual by a snowstorm for Baubles to It at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: “We’ll just keep going until the money runs out.”
Author's Note: Two weeks ago, I had dinner with my step-mom, and her BFF who lives in the city met up with us afterward.  The two of them spent an hour trying to convince me to buy a plane ticket and abandon my dissatisfactory life.  As is probably evident from the following three thousand words of nothing… well. Thanks a million to [livejournal.com profile] eltea for excellent editing suggestions, as always. ♥

Apparently, when people said ‘Life has a cruel sense of humor, what they actually meant was ‘If you don’t play by rules no one will tell you, you’ll get snowed in at a Wal-Mart someday.’ )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello (and Other Holiday Activities)
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Matt/Mello
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8,079
Warnings: language; Matt; various controlled substances
Summary: In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once.
Author's Note: Apparently you never quite leave Death Note. XD Besides, everybody needs more CHRISTMAS FIC. Or post-Christmas fic. You know what? I'm going to shut the hell up. XD

‘You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!’ Mello bellows. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Christmas Cookies
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: L/Light
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,860
Warnings: fluff; sarcrackstic humor
Summary: The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues.
Author's Note: Look, a Christmas fic I started last year! Isn't that delightful? XD Also, it's dangerous to go alone, so take this.

Some days, L wanted to fire everyone on his team. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Red Skinny Jeans
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Matt/Mello
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 9,390
Prompts: "Christmas Eve" and "pillow fight"
Warnings: language, language, language, Mello, alcohol, mild violence, Mello, snark, sarcasm, Mello, non-explicit sex
Summary: I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a fucking diva or something.
Author's Note: This... is a Christmas present for [livejournal.com profile] eltea. Who rocks my effing world. (See, I say 'effing' in polite company, and Mello doesn't understand the concept of polite company. This is why we are different.) She wrote me an absolutely amazing fic called Martyr, which you had better go read now. Once you're done with that, read Red Is For Valentines, which is the drop-dead charming fic by The Pyrat that inspired me to write this sucker with first-person Mello. And hot damn was it fun. XD Also, don't leave home (or at least read this fic) without Rock and Roll All Nite or A Little Less Conversation.

'What the fuck, Mel?' )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Sentimental Feelings
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Matt/Mello
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,296
Prompt: "It's raining again."
Warnings: Mello being Mello
Summary: Matt is going to have a Christmas tree whether Mello likes it or not.
Author's Note: A Christmas present for the inimitable [livejournal.com profile] teenelizabeth. :D ...Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Don't leave the house without it.

'It's raining again,' Matt mumbled from where he was gazing out the window. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Hex and the City
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,982
Prompt: "concrete"
Warnings: fluff, madness, clichéd premise; the usual
Summary: “What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] marmaladefever for Christmas. 8D

It wasn't her fault that they were eviscerating the sidewalk. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Temporally Disinclined
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Light/L
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,091
Warnings: Christmas fluff
Summary: Light pressed a hand to the glass. "Ryuzaki, it's snowing. It's snowing on Christmas. Isn't that kind of... magical?"
Author's Note: I want candy.

Light opened his eyes. God, it was cold in here. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Green and Gold
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Mello/Near
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,019
Prompt: Near and the Nutcracker Prince
Warnings: ...death by cute?
Summary: No one should have been too surprised when Near curled up under the Christmas tree and fell quite contentedly asleep. It was when he awoke that things started getting strange...
Author's Note: Written during a heat wave in September. Lulz.

Near loved Christmas. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Nymphadora Tonks Hates Christmas
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Tonks
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,177
Prompt: sledding
Warnings: cynicism and a spoiler for "Citizen Kane"
Summary: Tonks finds hating everything surprisingly easy.
Author's Note: Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] eltea, brought to you by anti-Christmas-ness. My second contribution to the [livejournal.com profile] metamorfic_moon Winter Wonderland Advent.

Tonks has decided that she hates Christmas. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Christmas Spirit
Chapters: 4
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6,000
Warnings: holiday fun! ...and oddities
Summary: All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Author's Note: Let's do this thang. Homicidal Christmas decorations and general absurdity abounds.

[Chapter I] [Chapter II] [Chapter III] [Chapter IV]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: He Knows
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Tonks
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,370
Prompts: Sledding and
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows if you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
(So you’d) better be good for goodness sake.

- "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town" -
Warnings: fluff! and more fluff! and... vague theological references?
Summary: Christmas morning at 12 Grimmauld Place becomes a little more interesting than Remus Lupin would have anticipated.
Author's Note: It was strung together from pieces, weirdly. Lyrical errors are obviously Sirius's and not mine -- we know how smart I am by now, right? XD [livejournal.com profile] eltea betaed, and [livejournal.com profile] ladybracknell Britpicked marvelously. Expect U's and S's that would not be America-approved. And it won the humour award for the [livejournal.com profile] metamorfic_moon Winter Wonderland Advent! :D

Jolted with sinful violence from a pleasant dream, Remus cracked an eye open. Sirius was singing. )


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