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Title: Milestones
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed, with Al and Russell
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,900
Warnings: some language; post-CoS AU; fluff in the extreme
Summary: Sometimes, stupid things simply must be done, even when they jeopardize very good cake.
Author's Note: This fic came about because I was thinking about how I was probably going to miss someone's birthday, and then half of it jumped into my brain. Then I finished it in July, and then I completely forgot that it existed for almost two full months. moreeeee )

The sticky thing about traditions was that the moment you neglected to feed them, they started to starve and die. )

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Title: Winging It
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,100
Warnings: language; innuendo; pointless and unnecessary modern!AU volume LXVIII
Summary: Strangely enough, this is the one time Roy didn't expect to be cruising at 37,000 feet.
Author's Note: This fic happened because airline travel makes me a salty bitch, so when I was leaving for my grandmother's funeral and saw a girl curling her hair in the airport bathroom, my first thought was "Do you think you're going to find your damn soulmate on the plane?" My second thought was "ROY/ED AU WHERE ED HAS A PHOBIA OF FLYING!!!!" …and now we're here. Don't worry; karma made sure I caught the Plague on my way back. :|

There are two problems with the young man sitting in the window seat when Roy settles down next to the aisle for the first leg of his flight. )

FMA -- Void

Mar. 8th, 2015 08:45 pm
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Title: Void
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: proto-Roy/Ed-kinda
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,830
Warnings: language (i.e. Ed), Havoc is a dumbass
Prompt: demisexual Ed
Summary: Scientifically, he knows exactly what's missing, but for once he can't fix it by force of will.
Author's Note: I did my best to write this both accurately and kindly, and I don't know if I succeeded. I hope it's okay. ♥ …I also wrote it all in one go instead of cleaning the apartment, so… please be on typo watch. >__>''

Ed is not hiding.  He’s… just… keeping under the radar a little bit, because Mustang looked like he was gonna blow a fucking fuse this morning, and Ed is positive that the bastard somehow has it written in his will that if he dies, it’s Ed’s fault, and there’ll be a court-martial involved, and Ed really doesn’t have time for that shit. )


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Title: Postscript
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,555
Warnings: major spoilers for '03/CoS; language galore; innuendo is my heroin; I read this through a grand total of one time, /shame
Summary: Ed is here, and Roy is whole.
Author's Note: This is a completely unlicensed, unendorsed, unapproved epilogue to Ink, written for Pax, Rose, and also Mere. Because plot bunnies. Damn it. XD I read bits of Ink for details last night, but I haven't reread the whole thing in a while, so please forgive me if the characterizations aren't quite right. :x Jesus, this is a new standard of 'carried away' even for me. XD IF YOU ENJOY IT, PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT BY NOT TELLING RAINJOYOUS THAT I'M A FILTHY THIEF. ♥

Roy spends half the night searching. )

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Title: Shrapnel
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,980
Warnings: language, explicitly sexual situations, blood!kink, mid-series spoilers for Brotherhood 'verse
Summary: Bleeding freely doesn't seem to inhibit Roy's talent for driving Ed insane.
Author's Note: Panda made a pair of blood!kink gif sets and dedicated one to me and look at them: [major '03 spoilers] [major Brotherhood spoilers]. This was supposed to be a sexy thank-you drabble, and instead it's a bizarre thank-you ramble!fic. XD'' The point is, Panda for the win! \o/

“You know what they say,” Ed says, tightening his grip on a fistful of Roy’s tailored civvy coat; his steel fingers are getting slippery again. )

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Title: They Have All Been Blown Out
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,305
Warnings: schmoop, language, fade-to-black sexytimes, major spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: To say that waiting is not Ed's forte would be understating matters a bit.
Author's Note: Have some schmoop I wrote to de-stress last week, which is a follow-on to Leading the Blind, In the Shadow of Your Heart, and No Dawn, No Day; and which brings the total wordcount for this 'verse to something I don't even want to think about. \o/

Roy’s going to win.  Roy has to win.  Roy’s probably never lost a game in his life—not a long game, not one that counted, and boy howdy does this one fuckin’ count. )


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Title: On Ne Joue Jamais Avec Les Coeurs
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: alt!Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,885
Warnings: language, tactful sex, major spoilers for Conqueror of Shamballa
Summary: Ed falls in love with the Frenchman, which is a magnificent mistake.
Author's Note: "A sequel to Seulement?" you say. "But you swore you wouldn't write more," you say. Ah, but my dear reader, by the time I was finished thinking about how I shouldn't write this, I'd already written most of it in my head. So I followed through—for you, dear reader. And in order not to go crazy, I guess… XD

Ed despises the phrase ‘playing hard to get’. )

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Title: 65% Cocky Bastard
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairing: Team Mustang, Ed, Al, and Alfons, with a smudge of Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,750
Warnings: language, oh my God a high school AU really, general immaturity
Prompt: this effing post jfdksljflsa
Summary: Roy is on the high school homestretch with his sanity intact… right up until he meets the new kid.
Author's Note: 1. Nobody will be surprised to know that Tumblr is responsible for this – specifically, Crow and Panda. DAMN IT, YOU GUYS. ♥ 2. I unashamedly set this at my old high school, which is built on hills, hence all the stairs and the multiple buildings and the not-entirely-typical(?) high school layout. ^^; 3. I was going to refuse to write more, then I made the mistake of telling [livejournal.com profile] eltea that I'd gotten started, and she handed me more bunnies, so… I have to hold off until late December, but it's very likely that more of this stupid 'verse will happen. XD

Blondes.  Blondes with nice asses.  Blondes with nice asses are going to be the end of Roy, and he knows it. )

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Title: Tasteful
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: vampire!Hughes/Roy (and also vampire!Hughes/Gracia because the more the goddamn merrier)
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,780
Warnings: language; explicit sexual activity; MAJOR SPOILERS of the mid-series variety (technically Brotherhood canon, but who's counting?)
Summary: Roy's working. He's working on ignoring the something-like-a-man lounging in the chair on the other side of the desk. He does not anticipate that he will be successful.
Author's Note: This is, in essence, just an expansion of a drabble [livejournal.com profile] eltea wrote ages ago, which is not posted publicly because she's shy. Must be interesting, having inhibitions. :P

“Oh, Ro-oy.” )

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Title: Fegefeuer (collab with [livejournal.com profile] lavaliere!)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Ed/Alfons(/Al) + Russell/dignity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,980
Warnings: some language, MAJOR spoilers for 2003/CoS, Ed getting frisky, a smidgeon of crack because this is me we're talking about
Summary: Alfons prays for guidance. Arguably, he gets what he asked for.
Author's Note: So… [livejournal.com profile] lavaliere and I accidentally RPed all over Tumblr because of glorious fanart. Cross-posting from her comm, where she was kind enough to compile and edit the madness. :D Also I am so very sorry for everyone who follows me on Tumblr and got the crap spammed out of them with this thing. ♥

( He didn’t even know why he was there. )

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Title: With the Devil on Your Back
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed/Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,130
Warnings: language, MAJOR spoilers for 2003/CoS, implied threesome sexytimes
Summary: The Elrics have wended their way to London. On a dark night down a dirty street, Al gambles on a familiar soul.
Author's Note: In the parallel universe where I live, [livejournal.com profile] hiza_chan offhandedly mentioning that she hasn't seen very many alt!Roys counts as a prompt. So I OT3'd. At work. Fortunately, it's only, y'know, eight times longer than it needed to be for this week's [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions thing. XD'

Usually Ed’s head is so firmly in the clouds that Al can almost see ice crystals in his hair, but this morning, as they emerge from Warren Street with their arms full of draft edits, the elder Elric stops short. )

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Title: Halfway-Decent
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed/Al
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,059
Warnings: AU with some spoilers for Brotherhood 'verse; language; SEX
Prompt: prostitution
Summary: Roy gets significantly more than he bargained for with a pair of gold-eyed prostitutes.
Author's Note: …or "Drachman roulette". I was supposed to be writing crackfic (Sin to Win, in fact), only I was in the mood for angstsmut, and I’d typoed “brothel” as “brother” earlier in the day, and… things got out of hand. If you know what I mean. If you don’t read warnings, THIS IS AU. Okay, now we’re good.

Never play Russian roulette with the rooms of a whorehouse. )

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Title: The Bridegroom: Episode 4.5
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,519
Warnings: language, sexual situations, blasphemy, inappropriateness… oh, and CRACK
Prompt: catastrophic at [livejournal.com profile] pulped_fictions
Summary: In Yucca, the fake mining town Belial has populated with Bridegroom candidates, the game is thoroughly afoot. Unfortunately, Maion is in a little—no, a lot—too deep.
Author's Note: New? It's pretty much me snorting lines off of my own ego. :'D Previous Episodes: One, Two, Three, Three-anna-Half, and Four. Also: (1) extra-mega-uber ♥s to [livejournal.com profile] eltea for helping me excise the shitty part; (2) this segment tips the Bridegroom wordcount total over 30,000; (3) HEY, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME ♥; (4) I've already written the first two sentences of Episode 5, although I'm afraid I can't project a posting date. XD

The scent henceforth known as Trouble rises from her everywhere—some critical part of Vincent’s psyche vanishes into the maelstrom of warm hands, soft mouth, skipping pulse. )

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Title: Several Related Cases of Heinous Arboreal Homicide
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Hawkeye (with past Hughes/Roy)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,745
Warnings: vague spoilers for mid-either-series; unforgivably terrible porn; crack everywhere; the fourth wall in tatters; language; etc.
Summary: Roy gets to his office one morning to find his desk covered in stories that Hughes has written about him and Lieutenant Hawkeye. What Hughes does not know is that Roy has been practicing his slow-roasting technique.

Roy was thinking about how to murder his best friend—and not abstractly; in meticulous detail. )

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Title: To Dive Into the Fire
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Master/Ten
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,585
Warnings: the Master is sketchy and sex-starved; mild smut; some language; Shakespeare; shameless pop culture references; another S3 Master-as-a-really-bad-companion AU
Summary: In which the Doctor is oblivious and boring and depressed, so the Master takes matters into his own hands.
Author's Note: This fic was begun in a terminal at Mineta San Jose International Airport, continued on a twelve-hour flight to Heathrow, and finished in [livejournal.com profile] eltea's room in Oxford, which doesn't much matter to you but does to me. XD It wouldn't exist without the aforementioned not-so-evil super-genius ([livejournal.com profile] eltea), because she's the one who figures all of this stuff out and then explains it to me. This fic also has a sister fic, which is called Bumper's Last Stand, and which discusses very similar themes but has Jelly Babies as its central trope, rather than The Tempest. It frightens me how well that dichotomy sums me up. XD

Subtlety and meaningful gazes and two-heartsfelt sighs were all good and well, but the Master had the approximate attention span of a gnat crossed with a goldfish, so after a day of completely misinterpreted hints, he simply spread himself provocatively on the Doctor’s bed and settled down to wait. )

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Title: The Puppet Show
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: (lightly) Jack/Ten
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,857
Warnings: spoilers through DW S3 and TW S1 (though I have no idea when this would be canonically set); scary material; mild language
Prompt: "fear" on [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion (which has the best challenge prompts ever)
Summary: Jack has a lovely time exploring a haunted house. Except not.
Author's Note: This was written in just over forty-eight hours, whilst an insane amount of other stuff was also going on, so that I could post it before midnight on Halloween. Someday I want to edit it properly and give it something that remotely resembles internal logic… That day is not today. XD A billion thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] eltea, of course – for getting me into the ship, for the last-second beta when we were both exhausted, and for writing horror so well that even I picked up a couple things.

When Jack wakes up on the cold floor of the haunted house, the first thing he thinks of is the Doctor. )

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Title: It Started at the Frat Party
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,540
Warnings: underage drinking; a mostly off-screen hookup; American college AU-ness; run-on sentences I am too lazy to fix
Summary: When Merlin comes back at six-thirty Saturday morning, he has quite a story for Gwen.
Author's Note: Apparently my farewell to my undergraduate education involves writing fanfiction about all the things I didn't do during my undergraduate education because I was busy writing fanfiction. Ooh, vicious cycles are so tasty. In other news, I'm so sorry/happy horribly late birthday to [livejournal.com profile] passthebutter! Now you know never to ask for fluff ever again, because this is what you get! XD

When Merlin staggered up the hill to their townhouse, fumbled his key out on the second try, and fitted it into the lock on the third, he had an idea what he was in for. )

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Title: A Train and a Tangle
Fandom: Death Note
Pairings: Gevanni/Near
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,277
Warnings: mild language
Summary: He’d like to blame the hangover, but in all honesty, it’s almost certainly the hopefully-rather-early mid-life crisis that makes him stop on his way out of the office.
Author's Note: ...I wrote this in June, but I never happened to be happy with the ending until today, which is a Kirasend, because it's Gevanni's birthday. That was a run-on. HOORAY. :3

It starts with a train and a tangle. )

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Title: Inevitability
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,522
Prompt: "I think accidentally signing up for a sex change trumps getting caught masturbating."
Warnings: AU, language, innuendo, general naughtiness (see prompt)
Summary: An American-university AU (because that is the sort of university I know!) in which things are inevitable indeed.
Author's Note: Happy (not-as-late-as-expected) birthday to the beautiful [livejournal.com profile] crazyboutremmy!! ♥ Thank you to the invariably invaluable [livejournal.com profile] eltea for beta work and idea assistance! :)

'You win, Merlin.' )

[Sequel: Collective Bed of Sin]

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Title: Two Letters
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: L/Mello
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,636
Warnings: brief language, wtf is this syndrome
Summary: 'No' is just two letters, but they're not the ones that plague him.
Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] jenwryn, with endless amounts of love. ♥ Heavily influenced by her amazing fic, Time. ...no one expects them, okay?

Mello is fifteen, and L is twenty-five. )


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