[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Mysteries of the Universe
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,230
Warnings: impressively bad language even by Ed's standards!; completely unrepentant domestic fluff~~
Summary: Ed does not want the damn cat.
Author's Note: Stupid Edblog has lately made me very BAD at sitting down and writing actual fic, so I tried to shake myself out of the habit a little by writing a thing for Pax. (Because SQUEEEEE!)

“Fuck this shit,” Ed says. “No. No way.” )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: The Christmas One
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Miles/Alfons, Roy/Al, possibly Ed/Lan Fan but no one knows
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,184
Warnings: language, Al is a saucy little bugger
Prompt: It’s Christmas, but who cares really. Playing videogames/watching movies/tv-shows in undies is Christmasy enough right?
Summary: [Further tales from the Modern!AU, following Classifieds, Boy, We're Free, Sometimes Shit Happens, and Ultra-Best-Ever.] If Christmas with the Elrics and their attachés was ever ordinary, the universe would explode.
Author's Note: A Christmas fic for Phindus – broest of bros, adorablest of artists, and everything I ever could have wanted from a Tumblr friend. I hope I've been able to brighten your 2013 at least a little with all my silly crap, and here's to a 2014 full of MOAR HEIMILES – and more laughs and more conversations and more awesome. You rock my world, dude. ♥ (Also, dear readers: if it seems like I'm deliberately sidestepping a Roy-and-band confrontation to maximize the catastrophic potential, that's because that is exactly what I'm doing. :'D)

“Aw, jeez,” Al says two steps into the apartment. “You could at least put some pants on, Brother.” )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: If at First You Don't Succeed
Fandom: Death Note x Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Matt/Mello, with Roy(/Ed)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,263
Warnings: language; Mello
Prompt: Matt and Mello (and Near, I suppose) as crazy genius alchemists? If you wanna work in Roy or someone, go crazy, but Matt and Mello would make things go boom in spectacular fashions.
Summary: …try again. Fail better.
Author's Note: Christmas fic for the beautiful, brilliant, fantasmic [livejournal.com profile] callunavulgari. ♥♥♥ (Hopefully it'll tide you over until your birthday present gets mailed out because I SUCK! ♥) For bonus points: this could be a prequel to the crossover from two years ago, if anyone is inclined; and if anyone is inclined to wonder whether Mello and Ed would get along famously, last year answered that one. XD''

“I don’t know about this, Mel,” Matt says. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: The Deep Winter
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,755
Warnings: language; canon-consistent violence; major spoilers for '03/CoS
Prompt: Pax's fault ♥
Summary: Hibernation's hard to shake.
Author's Note: If you just want to simmer in the sad, stop after the first part; if you want the full effect of the transparent fixer, keep reading after the break. I hope it's not too confusing, but I hate exposition, so it's just sort of a hand-wavey AU… as usual.

The deep winter is the hardest. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Tradition
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 928
Warnings: brief language, unrepentant fluff
Prompt: I place the blame for this squarely on Rose and Hales. ♥
Summary: Maes has Christmas gifts. And a death wish.
Author's Note: 'TIS THE SEASON FOR STUPID FLUFF FIC, FA LA LA LA LA…

Accepting gifts from Maes Hughes is not unlike being handed an undetonated bomb which may or may not have been defused, the status of which you will not be able to ascertain until you dismantle it and risk obliteration. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Ultra-Best-Ever
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Miles/Alfons
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,530
Warnings: occasional language; those damn teenagers and their damn hormones
Summary: Alfons accidentally gets in way over his head and equally accidentally comes out on top.
Author's Note: This one is actually a prequel to Classifieds, Boy, We're Free, and Sometimes Shit Happens… 'cause I said so. Dearest Phindus, I hope you read my mind and realized that the reason I haven't been fiendishly reblogging all of your recent beautiful art is because I've been hoarding it all and giggling to myself and wanting to write things for it. :') ♥, Tierfal

The whole thing starts because Alfons is a dork and a loser who somehow managed to get the date wrong. )

[A VERY THIS-AU CHRISTMAS]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: No Comment
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed, Al/cats
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,490
Warnings: language; fade-to-black sexytimes; sheer madness; major spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: Even the honesty game and a supremely awkward museum party can't break Ed's stride these days.
Author's Note: Yet another follow-on to Leading the Blind, after In the Shadow of Your Heart, No Dawn, No Day, They Have All Been Blown Out, and Hard-Pressed – as a very belated birthday gift for the lovely and fantastic [livejournal.com profile] dragonimp! ♥♥♥

Ed picks up the pile of glowing papers in Roy’s lap, deposits them on the coffee table, lays down across Roy’s knees, gets cozy, retrieves the papers, sets them down on his own stomach, and wrangles his book off of the couch arm to hold it up to read. )

[BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Sometimes Shit Happens (and It's Not Anybody's Fault, Okay)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Al, Miles/Alfons, Ed/batshit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,760
Warnings: language; cocaína; Al may still be underage depending on your geographical location, so there's that; steamy sexual activity
Summary: Following on after Classifieds and Boy, We're Free: In which Ed's intentions are infallible as he consistently cockblocks everyone.
Author's Note: 1. You know you're marrying the right guy when he sees the first line of this fic in the preview of an email to yourself and reads it aloud, and his only comment is "You're supposed to be working on your novel." 2. If you haven't already guessed that this is a big amalgamation of gorgeous Phindus headcanons and gorgeous Phindus art and not-so-gorgeous Tierfal crack, you must be new around here – RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. :D 3. Special thank-you to [livejournal.com profile] eltea for Starcraft consultancy. XD''

“The age of consent in this state is sixteen,” Al howls, “and you’re not Mom!” )

[PREQUEL SHENANIGANS]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: To Make the Sun Shine
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: alt!Roy/Ed
Rating: R
Word Count: 18,044 (9,650 in this portion)
Warnings: language; explicit sexual activity; this is why I don't write historical fiction; friends don't let friends do dramatic irony; major spoilers for '03/CoS
Summary: Light never lasts in London, does it? He, of all people, ought to know better than to believe in something good.
Author's Note: Writing the same fic I always write, but backwards, makes it super-creative, right? Almost as creative as the liberties I took by being absolutely shit at research, ahahaha.

He’s sitting in the window of his cafe—not his by ownership, of course; his by habit alone—when he looks up from the rippling surface of his tea and… )

PART II

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Doing Romance
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,400
Warnings: language, much discussion of The Sex
Summary: In which Ed struggles mightily with the revered traditions of classical courtship.
Author's Note: Speeeeeeeedfiiiiiiiic for Pax! ♥

Ed pauses. He glances sideways at Roy, surreptitiously, through his hair. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Heat
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,145
Warnings: language, major spoilers for '03/CoS
Summary: The final part to Smoke and Light: In which the rain brings wonders.
Author's Note: I really don't think it's my fault that this song is on the album two songs after the other one. Happy Thanksgiving; have some utter schmoop! ♥

Surely thirty-seven is not too old for a sense of adventure. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Light
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 946
Warnings: mild gore, major spoilers for '03/CoS
Summary: Sequel to Smoke: Roy reorients himself around the absences.
Author's Note: I didn't intend to keep going, but then… BUT THEN. Not exactly thrilled with how it turned out, but… win some, lose some, spam internet with all.

He had felt that there was something wrong. )

[SEQUEL]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Smoke
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 555
Warnings: pure angst; speedfic; major spoilers for '03/CoS
Summary: One memento remains.
Author's Note: Sometimes I speedfic and add it to my NaNo total because of terrible-good headcanons.

It’s starting to lose the smell. )

[SEQUEL]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Boy, We're Free
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Miles/Alfons, further Al swooning over Roy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,800
Warnings: language, sexual content, substance abuse (on the part of the characters and the author)
Summary: [Follows on after Classifieds.] Alfons goes to pick up his drunk boyfriend. Except that he doesn't have a boyfriend, obviously; what are you talking about?
Author's Note: This may or may not be based in part on my experience walking into 924 Gilman Street wearing a Disney World hoodie. Also, Eddie Money aside, the title is Woodkid, because all of the fic is Woodkid right now. XD'' And it's for Phindus, a.k.a. the bane of my existence, who made this inevitable with gorgeous hipster couple art, (and gorgeous band art!) – and who also came up with pretty much all of the plot points herein the moment that I mentioned designated-driver!Alfons. This dude is the actual best. ♥

The ticket guy at the front desk is eating a sandwich and flipping through a magazine of amps and speakers. )

[BUT WAIT – THERE'S MORE!]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Four Times Alfons Heiderich Put On a Piece of Someone Else's Clothing
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Miles/Alfons
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,470
Warnings: a smidgeon of language; sexual material; canonsmash!; schmoop; very little editing oh crap
Summary: Four instances of borrowing in which everything was more or less all right.
Author's Note: So… this is for my soul-bro Phindus. (…of course. ♥) Because he can't catch a break; and he is one of the nicest people on the entire internet; and he has the best headcanons ever, and I can't stop trying to write them. One of his gorgeous comics (this one here!) would take place between I. and II., and that's basically how this came about. XD

Every morning, when Alfons wakes, he hopes against hope that this will turn out to be some kind of existentialist nightmare and not his life. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Check and Checkmate
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: girl!Roy/girl!Ed, with girl!Al/epic
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,300
Warnings: brief language; semi-quasi spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: Roza plays a dangerous game and loses. Fast. Embarrassingly fast.
Author's Note: In "celebration" of October 3rd, here is a thing that is basically the Genderswap Fic of Doom minus the plot, plus an Al who thinks Roza is worth the time of day. …somebody nag me to finish that stupid fic. All you really need to know it's that it's a post-Brotherhood AU with pretty much all the characters genderflipped. ^^; Note to self: must find a fem!Roy icon.

Roza is in the process of pulling her hair out to distract herself from the urge to scream at the top of her lungs when there’s a knock at the door. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Intention Things
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: fem!Ed/Winry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 735
Warnings: all aboard the speedfic train to Whatthehellsville; genderswap; schmoopy/mild sexual content
Summary: War breaks out between Winry's productivity and Ed's capacity for distraction.
Author's Note: For Pax and Pika! ♥ Forgive me if it's crap. Or if there are typos; zomg I don't think I even read through this properly, but now it's bedtime; I suck. :'D

The problem is the basic design—when the knee bends, it contacts the wires just a little, and over time the friction has worn off most of their insulation. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Classifieds
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: (hilaaaaaariously unrequited) Roy/Al, Miles/Alfons
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,200
Warnings: crack; Al is a little shit (who endorses shotacon); brief language; innuendo for the lulz; have I mentioned I suck at speedfic?
Prompt: this is all the fault of Phindus's completely flawless modern-day AU
Summary: Al is kind of a stalker; Alfons is kind of in love.
Author's Note: I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I FOUGHT BRAVELY, BUT I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT. ilu, Phindus; I hope it makes you smile. ^^; Also, I can't believe I didn't write anything about Ed. Still trying to get a handle on him and his mind-bogglingly adorbzorz outfit. So maybe there will be more? idek~~~~ tl;dr it starts with Phindus's fantastic art and just gets crazier from there. XD

Minor setback.  Al has a thousand other cheesy pickup lines where that came from; what else are late-night nineties sitcom reruns for? )

[SEQUEL]

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Good Nights
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Ed/Alfons
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,365
Warnings: major spoilers for '03/CoS, angst, rushy rush rush~, I have a lousy sense of humor
Summary: Ed's a little drunk, and Alfons is a little doomed. [Set shortly before CoS.]
Author's Note: SOMEbody had a birthday. Hope this makes it a little better, sweetie. ♥ This is not the first or the second time I have written the "OTP examines the stars and has an existential conversation" fic, and it won't be the last. \o/

If only the good nights could last forever—if only the engine could just keep growling; if only the road could just keep unfurling; if only the headlamps could just keep pouring two white streams into the dark. )

[identity profile] tierfal.livejournal.com
Title: Hard-Pressed
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed, Al/cats
Rating: light PG-13
Word Count: 2,860
Warnings: 'verse-standard spoilers for Broherhood; language; blind jokes; rushed writing and even rushed-er editing; general madness
Summary: Holidays are proposed, battles are won without bullets, and tabloids are trolled—ah, trawled. That's the word.
Author's Note: The next sequel-y bit for Leading the Blind, In the Shadow of Your Heart, No Dawn, No Day, and They Have All Been Blown Out as a HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY to [livejournal.com profile] richelle2972!!! ♥♥♥ HOW ARE YOU, BB?? ♥ HOW IS THE NEW PUPPY?? ♥ HOW IS THE OLD PUPPY?? ♥ HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MAYBE GOING TO AX IF SHAKESPEARE CONFLICTS WITH COMIC CON AGAIN?? ♥ …hahaha conflicts oh dear it's late

The alarm blares, and Roy opens his eyes to midnight. )

[ONWARD YET AGAIN]

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