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Title: A Collective Something
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 10,249
Warnings: Roy, post-BH
Summary: Sometimes, things are exactly what they seem, and Roy is just an idiot.
Author's Note: Another FTH charity fic for a lovely bidder! You will discover the premise as you go, and I hope you will enjoy doing it.


( He should do it tonight. )

Title: Constellate (Part V)
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Pairing: EndHawks
Rating: R
Word Count: 54,448 (13,224 in this chapter)
Warnings: They're Just Like This, porn, the usual post-canon AU
Summary: Four times Enji found Hawks somewhere he shouldn’t have been – and one time he was in exactly the right place.
Author's Note: How about some angst with a schmoop chaser.

( Hawks’s boots are tipped over in the middle of the genkan. )

Title: Constellate (Part III)
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Pairing: EndHawks
Rating: R
Word Count: 54,448 (15,992 in this chapter)
Warnings: They're Just Like This, porn, the usual post-canon AU
Summary: Four times Enji found Hawks somewhere he shouldn’t have been – and one time he was in exactly the right place.
Author's Note: SPICE SPICE SPICE

( As a rule, Keigo doesn’t believe in destiny, but the fact remains that there are some coincidences so acute that they make a case for fate. )

Title: Constellate (Part I)
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Pairing: EndHawks
Rating: R
Word Count: 54,448 (3,476 in this chapter)
Warnings: They're Just Like This, porn, the usual post-canon AU
Summary: Four times Enji found Hawks somewhere he shouldn’t have been – and one time he was in exactly the right place.
Author's Note: This is yet another “asked Kae for an idea for a quick story and then turned it into a goddamn novella because there’s something wrong with me” fic. :)

It’s also yet another post-canon AU retaining wings and giving Enji a sexy metal arm, because that’s just how I roll.

( When Enji barrels through the door into the men’s bathroom, Hawks—sitting on the marble countertop next to the sink—is already looking up from his phone. )

Title: Start Dancing
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG
Word Count: 13,348
Warnings: post-canon AU, Roy is just Like This
Summary: Somewhere between serendipity and fate, Ed becomes Roy's bodyguard at an opportune moment.
Author's Note: Ed really said “Eat the rich, or at the VERY least eat their food.”

Sparkchemy won one of my gift fics at Fandom Trumps Hate and used it as a present for withlightning, which is the sweetest thing that has ever happened. This fic represents my best attempt to combine the Ed Comes Back Hot trope with Ed As Roy's Extremely Exasperated Bodyguard. I had a hell of a lot of fun with it, and I hope you do too! ♥

Oh, and the usual Ed keeps automail 5evr.

( “Serious question,” Ed says.  “How many times have you been punched in the face?” )

Title: Wingbeats (Part XIII)
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Pairing: EndHawks
Rating: R
Word Count: 234,000 (17,639 in this chapter)
Warnings: AU in all kinds of weird ways; the Most Divorced Enji Todoroki Ever; slow burn; pr0nz at the end
Summary: Enji Todoroki, almost-divorced father of four children he can't connect with, hires a personal assistant so that at least Japan's premiere hero agency won't blow up in his face.
Author's Note: Enjoy the schmoopfest. Be safe out there.

( “Do we have to do this at the ass-crack of dawn?” Shouto asks, barely panting, as Sunday morning finds them on the usual route. )

Title: Wingbeats (Part XI)
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Pairing: EndHawks
Rating: R
Word Count: 234,000 (17,041 in this chapter)
Warnings: AU in all kinds of weird ways; the Most Divorced Enji Todoroki Ever; slow burn; pr0nz at the end
Summary: Enji Todoroki, almost-divorced father of four children he can't connect with, hires a personal assistant so that at least Japan's premiere hero agency won't blow up in his face.
Author's Note: Quick recap: we left off near the start of Tuesday, with the Endeavor Agency running several patrols to try to deter Masuda from starting shit immediately. On one of these, Enji and Hawks ran into Takiya, and that was not awkward at all. X'D

( They rotate out the patrols. )

Title: Wingbeats (Part IX)
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Pairing: EndHawks
Rating: R
Word Count: 234,000 (16,055 in this chapter)
Warnings: AU in all kinds of weird ways; the Most Divorced Enji Todoroki Ever; slow burn; pr0nz at the end
Summary: Enji Todoroki, almost-divorced father of four children he can't connect with, hires a personal assistant so that at least Japan's premiere hero agency won't blow up in his face.
Author's Note: "One of these days I will catch up on comments, because I totally have my shit together," I say, like a liar.

I recommend buckling your seatbelt especially tightly for this one. :D (That's going to be funnier soon.)

( In the first instant after he wakes up, Enji smells something burning. )

Title: Wingbeats (Part VII)
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Pairing: EndHawks
Rating: R
Word Count: 234,000 (22,818 in this chapter)
Warnings: AU in all kinds of weird ways; the Most Divorced Enji Todoroki Ever; slow burn; pr0nz at the end
Summary: Enji Todoroki, almost-divorced father of four children he can't connect with, hires a personal assistant so that at least Japan's premiere hero agency won't blow up in his face.
Author's Note: I had this document labeled "6.5 & 7" because it was kind of supposed to be two chapters, but then I forgot about that when I said the fic had 14 chapters, and there wasn't a good place to split it up anyway, so……… it's 22K. BON APPÉTIT, MES PETITS CHOUX! Stay hydrated. ♥

( Whatever Recovery Girl did was not enough. )

Title: Wingbeats (Part V)
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Pairing: EndHawks
Rating: R
Word Count: 234,000 (12,821 in this chapter)
Warnings: AU in all kinds of weird ways; the Most Divorced Enji Todoroki Ever; slow burn; pr0nz at the end
Summary: Enji Todoroki, almost-divorced father of four children he can't connect with, hires a personal assistant so that at least Japan's premiere hero agency won't blow up in his face.
Author's Note: I apologize to any and all nice, responsible, highly competent finance people out there. I have been burned by MBAs so many times that it has become part of Enji's personality. :')

( When Enji steps into the hallway on Thursday morning, he finds Hawks waiting outside his office door. )